Elite Strike Force Team Sidekick tests positive for COVID.
She then proceeded to attend a WH Party, of course.
President Trump’s lawyer Jenna Ellis has informed associates she tested positive for the coronavirus, multiple sources tell Axios, stirring West Wing fears after she attended a senior staff Christmas party on Friday.
“She had the nerve to show up at the senior staff Christmas party knowing everyone was furious with her for constantly stirring Trump up with nonsense,” said a senior administration official.
Because she sat right next to the Fearless Team Leader, and because I am a child:
We can’t rule out that Rudy’s fart gave Jenna Ellis Covid